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Let’s Get Kapping!

2008-11-11T18:35:48Z

I spend just about all day at my desk staring at photos of celebrities, movies and television. Let me tell you, there are some damn funny photos out there! It’s such a shame not to do anything with them isn’t it? I mean, some paparazzi worked really hard to get that shot of Amy Winehouse looking like a crazed lunatic, while hitting someone with her purse. Oh wait, actually, that’s not a hard picture to get. That’s called her life.

Anyway, welcome to Kapped! A place to laugh, share a kaption or two and browse while you should be working. My goal is to find the weirdest, scariest, funniest, those possibly career ending pictures that are out there and post them here for all to enjoy. Want to join me? Here’s how you can have a slice of Kapped:

See a funny photo – send me a link and kaption it. If I have legal access to it, I’ll share it and give you credit of course. Unless it’s totally brilliant and then I’ll say I found it and came up with the kaption myself.
Join in the monthly contest. I’ll have a contest once a month to see who can come up with the best kaption. I will round up the best five and let Kapped readers vote on their favorite. Winner gets a prize or if I am out of money, a virtual pat on the back.
If my kaption sucks and isn’t funny, come up with a better one and quit complaining OKAY?!
If you spell kaption with a "c" around here, you will instantly be banned from this blog and never, ever allowed to return.

Okay, so here’s a fun photo for the day and a test of Kapped readers’ ability to be absolutely, brilliantly funny. Does this dog not look like he would rather be somewhere else other than shoved in the faces of two elderly people? The guy in the back looks like he’s about to eat the poor dog. Now, give me your best kaption in the comment section below!

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Kaption This: John McCain Weird Facial Expression #1

2008-11-02T01:17:02Z

John McCain is not only well known for making comments such as “Our economy, I think, is still — the fundamentals of our economy are strong” (Jacksonville, FL., Sept. 15, 2008), but he’s also known for his interesting facial expressions.

This photo was taken at an October 18th rally in Woodbridge, Virginia where he mentioned, yet again, his good friend Joe the Plumber.

Can you come up with a good caption for this photo? When I look at this picture, for some reason I think of the 1961 classic “Mr. Ed“. McCain is sporting quite the over bite and flashing his dental work nicely.

Alright, come up with something good. I’ll pick my favorite and add it to the picture tomorrow.

Image used with permission by Newscom

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Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals

2008-10-19T19:56:11Z

At first Mark Wahlberg was not happy about the whole Saturday Night Live Sketch that Andy Samberg did. His impression was spot on and the phrase "Say hi to your mother for me, okay?" has taken the Internet by storm.

Are you clueless what I am talking about? Watch the SNL sketch.

I have watched this clip over and over again. I just can’t seem to get enough of it. Mark Wahlberg had quite the reaction to the sketch on Jimmy Kimmel. To say he was pissed would be an understatement. See him on Kimmel below as well as Mark’s visit to SNL last night (October 18).

Being the church going guy that Mark is, he decided not to break that big nose of Adam’s. Instead, SNL got Mark on the show and did a hilarious backstage sketch. Check it out.

Can you tell me what the story is behind Mark Wahlberg talking to animals and “Say hi to your mother for me?” is? First one to do so gets a cookie.

Images used with permission by Newscom

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Head Plants Are all the Rage in India

2008-03-06T04:08:23Z

I love the rich colors of these saris. So beautiful!

Source Tags: indi, sari, plant head

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One of a Kind Fashionable Hoodie By Thimblescratch

2008-03-05T22:59:42Z

I feel like such a bad ass today! I think I’m the first blogger (turned model) to have an outfit made for a geek party. Tammy Lyons of Thimblescratch made me this kickass hoodie dress to wear to a SXSW party of my choice. Now to decide which party to wear it to!

Thanks Tammy!!!

Photo by Leora Zellman Tags: thimblescratch, one of a kind, sxsw, fashion, model, geek

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Weird Lipstick At American Beauty Show

2008-03-02T05:13:08Z

My model friend wondered why there was lipstick on her forehead today right before she had to go on the runway. How odd…

Photo by Leora Zellman Tags: american beauty show, chicago, model, lipstick

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MK Olsen Looks Like an Owl

2008-03-01T05:24:42Z

Is it just me or does Mary Kate look like the owl from Mr Rogers in this picture?

SourceTags: mary kate, olsen twins, mr rogers

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Bruce Willis Likes Them Young Just Like Demi

2008-02-27T05:41:43Z

I think Bruce Willis and his ex wife Demi Moore have an ongoing bet about who can date someone younger. This hot young thing on Bruce’s arm looks like she beats Demi’s Ashton Kutcher!

I’d say it’s hot but check out Bruce’s old man pants hiked up to his armpits and the huge scarf that’s totally the wrong color. Sheesh!

Via People Tags: bruce willis, girlfriend, demi moore, ashton kutcher

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Marion Cotillard’s Oscar Dress Inspired by The Little Mermaid

2008-02-26T05:06:53Z

Oscar winner Marion Cotillard is a gorgeous woman and nobody is denying that, but does her stylist have a thing for the Little Mermaid? What was she thinking wearing this fish inspired gown? Because she’s French and got me thinking about fish anyone else craving a filet-o-fish?

Via Celeb Utopia Tags: Marion Cotillard, oscar, winner, fish, mermaid

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Kapped at SXSW Interactive

2008-02-25T19:55:38Z

We all know that nerds, geeks and freaks are hilarious so what better place to take some kappable pictures than at one of the coolest conferences of the year!

If any of you live in Austin Texas and want to meet me, I’m going to be at SXSW Interactive. I’ll be working the Utterz booth (#608) at the trade show and then will also be speaking on this panel. Follow my trip here.

Technorati Tags: sxsw,interactive,utterz,austin,speaking,meet me

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