<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" > <channel> <title>Kapped &#187; Paris Hilton</title> <atom:link href="http://www.kapped.com/category/celebs/paris-hilton/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /> <link>http://www.kapped.com</link> <description>Making Funny Situations Even Funnier</description> <lastBuildDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 18:35:48 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <item> <title>Paris Hilton Dresses Up her Dog for Christmas</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/paris-hilton-dresses-up-her-dog-for-christmas/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/paris-hilton-dresses-up-her-dog-for-christmas/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 18 Dec 2007 00:31:57 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/paris-hilton-dresses-up-her-dog-for-christmas/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Paris Hilton dressed up one of her many dogs for her family Christmas card.  I can&#8217;t relate to the whole dressing up your pets thing.  My bunnies would gnaw my fingers off if I tried to put something like that on them! Via People Tags: paris hilton, dog, tinkerbell Post from: Kapped <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="400" style="margin: 5px" width="400" alt="Paris Hilton christmas photo" title="Paris Hilton christmas photo" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/12/paris-hilton-christmas-dog.jpg" /></p> <p><strong>Paris Hilton</strong> dressed up one of her many dogs for her family Christmas card.  I can&#8217;t relate to the whole dressing up your pets thing.  My bunnies would gnaw my fingers off if I tried to put something like that on them!</p> <p><small>Via People Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/dog">dog</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/tinkerbell">tinkerbell</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/paris-hilton-dresses-up-her-dog-for-christmas/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Paris Hilton Cracks a Big Egg</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/paris-hilton-cracks-a-big-egg/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/paris-hilton-cracks-a-big-egg/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 14 Dec 2007 05:17:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/paris-hilton-cracks-a-big-egg/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Paris Hilton as a rich heiress clearly isn&#8217;t used to doing things herself.  We find here while on her current ad campaign in Europe she is  learning how to make an omlete &#8230; using an enormous ostrich egg!  I hope she doesn&#8217;t get any shell in the pan. source Tags: paris hilton, omelet, do it yourself Post from: Kapped <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="400" style="margin: 5px" width="300" alt="" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/12/paris-hilton-cracks-big-egg.jpg" /></p> <p><a href="http://www.thehiltonfiles.com/">Paris Hilton</a> as a rich heiress clearly isn&#8217;t used to doing things herself.  We find here while on her current ad campaign in Europe she is  learning how to make an omlete &#8230; using an enormous ostrich egg!  I hope she doesn&#8217;t get any shell in the pan.</p> <p><small><a href="http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20165848,00.html">source</a> Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/omelet">omelet</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/do+it+yourself">do it yourself</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/paris-hilton-cracks-a-big-egg/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Guess Who Got Lip Injections</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/guess-who-got-lip-injections/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/guess-who-got-lip-injections/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:21:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/guess-who-got-lip-injections/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Can you guess which star these totally done lips belong to? Paris Hilton!  Ick! Source Tags: paris hilton, lips Post from: Kapped <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="88" style="margin: 5px" width="125" alt="Guess who" title="Guess who" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/12/paris-hilton-lips.jpg" /></p> <p align="center">Can you guess which star these totally done lips belong to?</p> <p><span id="more-732"></span></p> <p align="center"><img height="473" style="margin: 5px" width="293" alt="Paris Hilton gets lips done" title="Paris Hilton gets lips done" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/12/paris-hilton-lips-job.jpg" /></p> <p align="center">Paris Hilton!  Ick!</p> <p><small><a href="http://www.starkedla.com/archives/paris-new-lips-w-t-f/#comment-28606">Source</a> Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/lips">lips</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/12/guess-who-got-lip-injections/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Paris and Avril New Bffs?</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/11/paris-and-avril-new-bffs/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/11/paris-and-avril-new-bffs/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 20:33:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Avril Lavigne]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/paris-and-avril-new-bffs/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Oh no Avril!  Don&#8217;t be tempted into Paris Hilton&#8217;s circle.  You don&#8217;t want to end up like Britney Spears!  The Canadian songstress was spotted at the opening of club GOA Thursday night. Source Tags: paris hilton, avril lavigne, britney spears, bff Post from: Kapped <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="400" style="margin: 5px" width="300" alt="Paris and Avril Lavigne" title="Paris and Avril Lavigne" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/11/paris-hilton-avril-lavigne-bff.jpg" /></p> <p>Oh no Avril!  Don&#8217;t be tempted into Paris Hilton&#8217;s circle.  You don&#8217;t want to end up like Britney Spears!  The Canadian songstress was spotted at the opening of club GOA Thursday night.</p> <p><small><a href="http://www.people.com/people/gallery/0,,20163367,00.html">Source</a> Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/avril+lavigne">avril lavigne</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/britney+spears">britney spears</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/bff">bff</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/11/paris-and-avril-new-bffs/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Paris Hilton Smarter in Brown</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/10/paris-hilton-smarter-in-brown/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/10/paris-hilton-smarter-in-brown/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:00:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/paris-hilton-smarter-in-brown/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Do you think Paris Hilton looks smarter in this brown wig? Stepping out in yet another wig, Paris Hilton celebrates a night off from shooting her film, Repo! The Genetic Opera, by going to dinner with friends in Toronto on Thursday. Via People Tags: paris hilton, wig, movie, toronto Post from: Kapped <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="400" style="margin: 5px" width="300" alt="Paris Hilton in Brown Wig" title="Paris Hilton in Brown Wig" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/10/paris-hilton-brown-wig.jpg" /></p> <p>Do you think Paris Hilton looks smarter in this brown wig?</p> <blockquote> <p>Stepping out in yet another wig, Paris Hilton celebrates a night off from shooting her film, Repo! The Genetic Opera, by going to dinner with friends in Toronto on Thursday.</p> </blockquote> <p><small>Via People Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/wig">wig</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/movie">movie</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/toronto">toronto</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/10/paris-hilton-smarter-in-brown/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Paris Hilton Topless in German GQ</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/08/paris-hilton-topless-in-german-gq/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/08/paris-hilton-topless-in-german-gq/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 31 Aug 2007 18:04:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/paris-hilton-topless-in-german-gq/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Why did Paris Hilton have to show her nipple while holding a teddy bear in GQ?  What was the point really? Source Tags: paris hilton, german gq, paris hilton nipple, nipple slip Post from: Kapped <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="654" style="margin: 5px" width="500" alt="Paris Hilton nipple slip German GQ" title="Paris Hilton nipple slip German GQ" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/08/paris-hilton-nipple-topless-gq-germany-teddy.jpg" /></p> <p>Why did <strong>Paris Hilton</strong> have to show her nipple while holding a teddy bear in GQ?  What was the point really?</p> <p><small><a href="http://www.egotastic.com/image-nsfw?path=0708/paris-hilton-nipple-topless-gq-germany-03.jpg&#038;info=Paris%20Hilton%20Topless%20Pictures%20from%20GQ%20Germany">Source</a> Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/german+gq">german gq</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton+nipple">paris hilton nipple</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/nipple+slip">nipple slip</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/08/paris-hilton-topless-in-german-gq/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Paris Hilton Shows Up Late For Charity Event</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/07/paris-hilton-shows-up-late-for-charity-event/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/07/paris-hilton-shows-up-late-for-charity-event/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 05:56:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/paris-hilton-shows-up-late-for-charity-event/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Paris Hilton tried to do something good by going to a charity event, but happened to show up 20 minutes after the was over.  Better luck next time Paris! Despite arriving 20 minutes after the party ended, Paris Hilton proves her heart is in the right place Tuesday night when she stopped by the Feed the Models, Save the World charity event (sponsored by the nonprofit Eating Disorder Information Network) at Hollywood eatery Parc. The heiress also made a recent visit to a children&#8217;s hospital – all part of her post-jail promise to help others. Via People Tags: paris hilton, feed the [...]<p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="400" style="margin: 5px" width="300" alt="Paris Hilton Tardy" title="Paris Hilton Tardy" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/07/paris-hilton-feed-the-models-save-the-world-alet.jpg" /></p> <p>Paris Hilton tried to do something good by going to a charity event, but happened to show up 20 minutes after the was over.  Better luck next time Paris!</p> <blockquote> <p>Despite arriving 20 minutes after the party ended, Paris Hilton proves her heart is in the right place Tuesday night when she stopped by the Feed the Models, Save the World charity event (sponsored by the nonprofit Eating Disorder Information Network) at Hollywood eatery Parc. The heiress also made a recent visit to a children&#8217;s hospital – all part of her post-jail promise to help others.</p> </blockquote> <p><small>Via People Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/feed+the+models+save+the+world">feed the models save the world</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/07/paris-hilton-shows-up-late-for-charity-event/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item> <title>Who has the Hottest Mug Shot?</title> <link>http://www.kapped.com/2007/07/who-has-the-hottest-mug-shot/</link> <comments>http://www.kapped.com/2007/07/who-has-the-hottest-mug-shot/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:16:21 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator></dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Celebrities]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Nicole Richie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Paris Hilton]]></category> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.kapped.com/who-has-the-hottest-mug-shot/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ Dlisted asks an important question today after Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s  latest arrest.  Who has the hottest mug shot?  Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?  I&#8217;m voting for Paris.  Cast your vote on the right-&#62; Tags: celebrity mugshots, paris hilton, lindsay lohan, nicole richie Post from: Kapped <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p align="center"><img height="252" style="margin: 5px" width="500" alt="Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's mug shots" title="Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie's mug shots" src="http://b5media_b4.s3.amazonaws.com/9/files/2007/07/sexy-celebrity-mugshots.jpg" /></p> <p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/13060">Dlisted</a> asks an important question today after Lindsay Lohan&#8217;s  latest arrest.  Who has the hottest mug shot?  Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?  I&#8217;m voting for Paris.  Cast your vote on the right-&gt;</p> <p><small>Tags: <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/celebrity+mugshots">celebrity mugshots</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/paris+hilton">paris hilton</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/lindsay+lohan">lindsay lohan</a>, <a rel="tag" href="http://technorati.com/tag/nicole+richie">nicole richie</a></small></p> <p>Post from: <a href="http://www.kapped.com">Kapped</a></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.kapped.com/2007/07/who-has-the-hottest-mug-shot/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
