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Archive for the ‘Lindsay Lohan’ Category

January 18th, 2008

Lindsay Lohan Shops With Dummy

When Lindsay Lohan isn’t out shopping with her shiny mannequin friend, lately she’s hanging out with stiffs in the morgue.  As part of her DUI plea bargain, she has to spend two days playing CSI to understand the seriousness of life and death.
After she’s done that she has to complete two working days in an […]

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December 14th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Makes More “Music”

Talentless actress Lindsay Lohan is trying to bang out another album and rescue her career from her own idiocy.  Fortunately for us, she’s hired Britney Spears’ own music producer, J.R. Rotem, to help her put the album together.  Now if only she gets knocked up by a white trash hick, the comparison would be perfect!
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November 17th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Goes to Jail for 84 Minutes

Lindsay Lohan spent 84 minutes in jail of her 24 hour sentence for drunk driving.  Why you ask?  Overcrowding they say.

Lohan was released at 11:54 a.m. Her original daylong sentence was reduced because she met criteria that took into account overcrowding at the lockup and the fact that her crime was nonviolent, Whitmore said.
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November 13th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Frees Her Boobs

I totally understand how now that Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab she wants to feel free.  What better way than to go out in public without a bra?  Lindsay, shpwing us your goodies doesn’t count towards your public service hours…

Lindsay Lohan is now officially free from rehab, and it seems she’s unofficially free from […]

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October 6th, 2007

Guess the Mini Camel Toe

Can you guess which young starlet this camel toe belongs to?
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September 30th, 2007

Caption Me: Lindsay Lohan Smoking in the Rain Outside Rehab

Hey guys.  Help me caption this lovely new picture of Lindsay Lohan smoking outside rehab in the rain.  Poor girl is so sad…
Via Celeb Utopia Tags: lindsay lohan, rehab, caption this
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September 13th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Smoking

Someone should tell Lindsay Lohan that cigarettes are bad for you!  Well, maybe not as bad as coke…
Source Tags: lindsay lohan, coke, rehab
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July 25th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan: “They’re not mine”

Wow, another smooth move by Lindsay Lohan surfacing today.  She emailed Billy Bush from Access Hollywood professing her innocence:

"Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

So is she saying that when she was "almost hit" by […]

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July 24th, 2007

Who has the Hottest Mug Shot?

Dlisted asks an important question today after Lindsay Lohan’s  latest arrest.  Who has the hottest mug shot?  Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?  I’m voting for Paris.  Cast your vote on the right->
Tags: celebrity mugshots, paris hilton, lindsay lohan, nicole richie
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July 24th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan Busted and Booked AGAIN!

Ah, drunk driving while you have an alcohol monitoring device on your ankle PLUS she had cocaine in her pocket!  Way to go Lindsay Lohan!  If this wasn’t a cry out for help, I’m not sure what is.  I really hope she thinks about what she’s doing once she’s behind bars for a longer time […]

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