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When Lindsay Lohan isn’t out shopping with her shiny mannequin friend, lately she’s hanging out with stiffs in the morgue.  As part of her DUI plea bargain, she has to spend two days playing CSI to understand the seriousness of life and death.
After she’s done that she has to complete two working days in an emergency room. Can you imagine being one of her patients?  Hope she wears gloves!
Source Tags: lindsay lohan, dui, emergency room, morgue

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Talentless actress Lindsay Lohan is trying to bang out another album and rescue her career from her own idiocy.  Fortunately for us, she’s hired Britney Spears’ own music producer, J.R. Rotem, to help her put the album together.  Now if only she gets knocked up by a white trash hick, the comparison would be perfect!
source Tags: lindsay lohan, new album, britney spears, j r rotem

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Lindsay Lohan spent 84 minutes in jail of her 24 hour sentence for drunk driving.  Why you ask?  Overcrowding they say.

Lohan was released at 11:54 a.m. Her original daylong sentence was reduced because she met criteria that took into account overcrowding at the lockup and the fact that her crime was nonviolent, Whitmore said.
Did the celebrity receive special treatment?
"Absolutely not. This is what we do for most everybody in this position," Whitmore said. In fact, 30 to 50 women are granted early releases from the facility every day, he added.

Source Tags: lindsay lohan, jail, celebrity idiot

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I totally understand how now that Lindsay Lohan is out of rehab she wants to feel free.  What better way than to go out in public without a bra?  Lindsay, shpwing us your goodies doesn’t count towards your public service hours…

Lindsay Lohan is now officially free from rehab, and it seems she’s unofficially free from wearing a bra these days, too.
The trying-not-to-be-bad girl was spotted out and about at L.A.’s You and Me restaurant last Thursday evening sporting a sexy see-through black dress and no cotton coverings for her "chilly" top half.
Well, it seems like you can take the girl …read more

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Can you guess which young starlet this camel toe belongs to?

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Hey guys.  Help me caption this lovely new picture of Lindsay Lohan smoking outside rehab in the rain.  Poor girl is so sad…
Via Celeb Utopia Tags: lindsay lohan, rehab, caption this

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Someone should tell Lindsay Lohan that cigarettes are bad for you!  Well, maybe not as bad as coke…
Source Tags: lindsay lohan, coke, rehab

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Wow, another smooth move by Lindsay Lohan surfacing today.  She emailed Billy Bush from Access Hollywood professing her innocence:

"Yes. I am innocent… did not do drugs they’re not mine. I was almost hit by my assistant Tarin’s mom. I appreciate everyone giving me my privacy."

So is she saying that when she was "almost hit" by her assistant’s car the drugs were magically thrown into her pocket?  And since when can someone be innocent while driving with a blood alcohol level of .12? 
She’s totally going to jail!  So sad!
Source Tags: lindsay lohan denial, lindsay lohan drugs, lindsay lohan, billy bush, …read more

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Dlisted asks an important question today after Lindsay Lohan’s  latest arrest.  Who has the hottest mug shot?  Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie?  I’m voting for Paris.  Cast your vote on the right->
Tags: celebrity mugshots, paris hilton, lindsay lohan, nicole richie

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Ah, drunk driving while you have an alcohol monitoring device on your ankle PLUS she had cocaine in her pocket!  Way to go Lindsay Lohan!  If this wasn’t a cry out for help, I’m not sure what is.  I really hope she thinks about what she’s doing once she’s behind bars for a longer time than Paris Hilton.

Police spokeswoman Calisse Lindsey said police got a call at 1:34 a.m. PT that a vehicle was chasing another vehicle in a parking lot in Santa Monica. When officers arrived, they found Lohan driving the vehicle that was chasing the other, the spokeswoman …read more

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