Kapped

Kiefer Sutherland was let out of jail today after 48 days behind bars.  How unfair that he actually had to spend that many days when Paris and Nicole got such short and almost nonexistent sentences?  Now that he’s free Jack Bauer I mean Kiefer will be able to start shooting 24 again and pretend he’s back in jail.  Being in jail was probably more comfortable than his daily work schedule for 24 where he’s regularly beaten and always running from someone.
Tags: kiefer sutherland, jail

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I know this isn’t kapped but it’s too funny not to post. Bill Clinton couldn’t stay awake today at a Martin Luther King presentation at the Convent Avenue Baptist Church in Harlem.  This is just in bad form Bill.  We know you’re tired but drink some coffee man!
Thanks to Jake Tags: bill clinton, sleeping, martin luther king day

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TomKat’s little girl Suri Cruise is dangerously cute and a little freaky.  Looks like Jerry Seinfeld feels the same way I do.  When Seinfeld was spotted spending time with the Cruise-Holmes family in New York last week rumors started flying that TomKat were trying to convert the Comedian.  Jerry’s response through his rep was:

“He is not studying Scientology in any way at this time,” said the rep. “He did attend a course 30 years ago that he found interesting but he is Jewish and not changing his religion or faith in any direction.” Source

Source Tags: tom cruise, katie holmes, …read more

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Can you guess which star was seen in public wearing this much eye makeup?  She isn’t even a drag queen surprisingly enough.

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Heath Ledger was spotted looking a lot like the a caveman on the set of his new movie The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.  What do you guys think of his new look?
Source Tags: heath ledger, caveman, hair

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Things just keep getting weirder on the Britney Spears front.  Now it seems she’s running around talking with a British accent.  Rumor has it Britney has decided the character she plays when wearing her pink wig is British.  Someone please help her?
Psychologist Renee Cohen told People magazine that although she can’t diagnose the star without proper evaluation, "She could simply be behaving this way for attention, for sympathy, or any other reason,".
I just hope someone is able to get through to her soon so she doesn’t end up like Brad Renfro.
Source Tags: britney spears, british accent, crazy, nuts

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Mary-Kate Olsen was spotted snuggling up to Colin Farrell at his movie In Bruges Sundance Premiere.  They’re not dating, are they?  That would be gross!
Source Tags: colin farrell, full house, mary-kate olsen, sundance, movie premiere

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When Lindsay Lohan isn’t out shopping with her shiny mannequin friend, lately she’s hanging out with stiffs in the morgue.  As part of her DUI plea bargain, she has to spend two days playing CSI to understand the seriousness of life and death.
After she’s done that she has to complete two working days in an emergency room. Can you imagine being one of her patients?  Hope she wears gloves!
Source Tags: lindsay lohan, dui, emergency room, morgue

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Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean wants to help Britney Spears and claims to believe in her 110%.
When asked by People magazine what he would say to Britney, he said:

"First I would say, ‘What the hell is wrong with you?’ Second I would say, ‘What is really wrong with you? What are you not saying to everybody else?’ "

Do you think this Backstreet Boy is the answer to Brit Brit’s psychosis?
Source Tags: a.j. maclean, backstreet boys, britney spears, crazy

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Katie Holmes seems to have forgotten her pants in this picture of her heading to the David Letterman show tonight.  What a nice red coat, but jeez isn’t it cold in New York this time of year?  Put on some pants!
Via Celeb Utopia Tags: katie holmes, pants, legs, sexy, letterman

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