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Hey guys, have a Happy Halloween!  Watch this short movie I made called Tales of the Resurrectotron here.
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Suri Cruise is on a strict Scientology approved diet…So sad!  Give the girl some solids people!

And what about those whacky Scientologists? Well, Suri isn’t quite old enough to begin the first of the 14 trials of Zebulor — or whatever it is they do instead of confirmation or bat mitzvah — but she is fed an L. Ron Hubbard-approved diet of barley, water, milk and corn syrup. In our day, they called that Honey Smacks.

Source  Tags: suri cruise, bottles, scientology

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Tom Cruise was on hand in Paris to sign autographs for adoring fans at his Paris Premiere of Lions for Lambs.  Not sure what he’s doing with his mouth in this picture…Does he have something stuck in his teeth or is he just surprised that camera’s caught him with an adorable french boy?  Regardless, there are more pictures after the jump:

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I guess Chris Crocker was a little desperate for attention when he recreated Britney’s pussy flash for cameras.  Only problem is, he’s creepy and has a very small penis.  Just sad…and I thought Britney was gross…
Source Tags: chris crocker, britney spears, penis flash, oops moment

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Vanessa Carlton was best known for her music video for "A Thousand Miles" where she travels through the city playing a piano so when she wanted a fresh start she decided to kill her piano in her new video!  If you ask me it’s pretty sick.  Here’s an article where she talks about the video.  Watch the video here.
Tags: vanessa carlton, piano, kills piano, cruel, a thousand miles

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Katie Holmes looks very pregnant with her husband Tom Cruise at the Berlin premiere of Lions For Lambs.
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This article claims that Mariah Carey’s assistant was patting down her sweaty upper lip and chin in these pictures of her before she appeared on BET’s ‘106 & Park’ show, but they look like wax strips to me.  Is Mariah Carey Hairy?  That rhymes!
Thanks Trent and Source Tags: mariah carey, hair, waxed, bet

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It’s official people, movie stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are dating!  Here are pictures of the happy couple which Trent dubs Gyllenspoon in Rome:

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Forget her diet being a little strange, how mean is it that daddy Tom Cruise is wearing sunglasses to protect him from the photog’s flashes, but poor Suri Cruise has to squint?  I want to see her in some hip baby shades!
 Tags: suri cruise, tom cruise, sunglasses

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Could Eva Mendes be pregnant?  She says she doesn’t even want kids so I’m guessing no:

I don’t wanna have kids… I love the little suckers; they’re so cute but I love sleep so much and I worry about everything.  (And) I feel like the institution of marriage is a very archaic kinda thing. I don’t think it fits in my world today.

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