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October 31st, 2007

Happy Halloween!

Hey guys, have a Happy Halloween!  Watch this short movie I made called Tales of the Resurrectotron here.
Tags: happy halloween, resurrectotron
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October 28th, 2007

Suri Cruise and her Bottles

Suri Cruise is on a strict Scientology approved diet…So sad!  Give the girl some solids people!

And what about those whacky Scientologists? Well, Suri isn’t quite old enough to begin the first of the 14 trials of Zebulor — or whatever it is they do instead of confirmation or bat mitzvah — but she is fed […]

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October 28th, 2007

Tom Cruise in Paris

Tom Cruise was on hand in Paris to sign autographs for adoring fans at his Paris Premiere of Lions for Lambs.  Not sure what he’s doing with his mouth in this picture…Does he have something stuck in his teeth or is he just surprised that camera’s caught him with an adorable french boy?  Regardless, there […]

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October 26th, 2007

Chris Crocker Shows Us his Baby Britney

I guess Chris Crocker was a little desperate for attention when he recreated Britney’s pussy flash for cameras.  Only problem is, he’s creepy and has a very small penis.  Just sad…and I thought Britney was gross…
Source Tags: chris crocker, britney spears, penis flash, oops moment
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October 25th, 2007

Vanessa Carlton Kills Piano in New Music Video

Vanessa Carlton was best known for her music video for "A Thousand Miles" where she travels through the city playing a piano so when she wanted a fresh start she decided to kill her piano in her new video!  If you ask me it’s pretty sick.  Here’s an article where she talks about the video.  […]

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October 24th, 2007

Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise and Suri #2

Katie Holmes looks very pregnant with her husband Tom Cruise at the Berlin premiere of Lions For Lambs.
Via Celeb Utopia Tags: tom cruise, katie holmes, tomkat, suri cruise, baby bump
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October 24th, 2007

Mariah Carey is Hairy: Waxed in Public

This article claims that Mariah Carey’s assistant was patting down her sweaty upper lip and chin in these pictures of her before she appeared on BET’s ‘106 & Park’ show, but they look like wax strips to me.  Is Mariah Carey Hairy?  That rhymes!
Thanks Trent and Source Tags: mariah carey, hair, waxed, bet
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October 24th, 2007

Jake Gyllenhaal + Reese Witherspoon Equals Gyllenspoon

It’s official people, movie stars Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon are dating!  Here are pictures of the happy couple which Trent dubs Gyllenspoon in Rome:

Via Celeb Utopia Tags: jake gyllenhaal, reese witherspoon, dating, couple news, gyllenspoon
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October 20th, 2007

Suri Cruise Needs Sunglasses

Forget her diet being a little strange, how mean is it that daddy Tom Cruise is wearing sunglasses to protect him from the photog’s flashes, but poor Suri Cruise has to squint?  I want to see her in some hip baby shades!
 Tags: suri cruise, tom cruise, sunglasses
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October 20th, 2007

Eva Mendes Baby Bump

Could Eva Mendes be pregnant?  She says she doesn’t even want kids so I’m guessing no:

I don’t wanna have kids… I love the little suckers; they’re so cute but I love sleep so much and I worry about everything.  (And) I feel like the institution of marriage is a very archaic kinda thing. I don’t […]

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